| bird outside: | CAW CAW CAW CAW CAWWWWWWWWWW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAWWWWW CAW CAW |
| me: | HOLY SHIT CAN YOU CALM YOUR TITS FOR A MINUTE |
| bird outside: | |
| me: | |
| bird outside: | |
| me: | Oh my fuck it actually worked |
| bird outside: | CAW CAW CAW CAWWWW CAW CAW CAW |
| me: | FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK |